Monday, September 25, 2006
ORIANA FALLACI,
At peace with war
Signing
off, STOPTHETRANSLATION.
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Friday, September 22, 2006
Monkeys in space
Another empty minded millionaire is going to travel in space. Great, she dreamed about exploring space since childhood. Now she can finally do it. Why? Because she has more money than she needs and she obviously isn't able to put it to good use. Meanwhile, thousands of people who dreamed about exploring space and actually pursued a career that should lead to that are being constantly thrown to the backburner and will never experience space travel, never, in their lives. It's impossible. There's not enough room for them.
The list of wealthy anonymous however is getting longer and longer. Celebrities are jumpin' in too. They had enough of dumping to charities, they realised it doesn't get enough coverage anymore. Don't get me wrong, I appreciate that A-list celebrities still give their tax money to charities rather than stuffing it into the bottomless Taxman's pockets. I really do.
But flying in space for 20 million dollars?
Who do you think you are, after all?
In this last case it's a nobody who wants to buy her own celebrity. A whimsical lunatic looking for bragging topics at her nail polishing sesions. 20 million dollars just to have a satisfactory sensation similar to what you could get on a $200 space flight simulator ride. You can even buy the thing, why not, Michael Jackson bought a full size roller coaster once. Then you can have your nails done in simulated space, right in your backyard so you won't have to worry about breaking 'em every time you want to touch something and you get slapped, along with a timely "Don't touch!"
Signing
off, STOPTHETRANSLATION.
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Tuesday, September 19, 2006
The Mets, the Champions
Here it is. The 2006 NY Mets are the 2006 National League East Champions. They got there by playing the most amazing type of baseball I've ever seen. Sweeps and blowouts, come frome behind wins, luck-ridden games and dominant performances, you name it they did it this year, more than once.
This was the first step, with two more to come. Will they go all the way, will they fall short by a whisker, will they march over everybody or will it be a battle in every single playoff game they play? You never know. Just keep watching them, they deserve it. They play amazin' baseball again.
Signing
off, STOPTHETRANSLATION.
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Friday, September 15, 2006
Would it kill you to kill them? I know it will if you don't.
Is there any decency left in the American politicians if there ever was. What if they stopped trying so hard to protect an already tarnished international face and start doing things for the sake of America only. This is what they're doing anyway, why bother painting it rosier. It's dark, that's how it is nowadays, it's good for the country.
For starters, what if the US withdraws every single soldier it ever deployed on foreign ground. I mean all of them and I'll tell you why. Then the crybabies will be back, "we need help", "can anyone fix this mess please", "can't you see we're in trouble while you're prospering?"
That's how it all started way back then. When a couple of wars were about to detour Europe and send it towards another type of European Union. So let them cry for about five to ten years and then be politically correct again and say "well, talk to the UN, I'm sure they'll fix you in 20 years or so".
Meantime, please, next time you spot a peacefull gathering of over a hundred idiots like the ones who call themselves your enemies forever, do yourself a real favor and bomb them. And if, Mohamed's will, you'll ever find a group of 3,000 of them bomb them even harder. Here's an article if you don't know what I'm talking about.
Signing
off, STOPTHETRANSLATION.
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Saturday, September 09, 2006
Belly soother
I just downed an eight-pack of soft baked oatmeal raisin cookies in less than two minutes. Why not, it's Saturday afternoon and I'm watching Federer distroying Nikolay ... and the rest of the competition really. Here's how it works: you open the damn bag, eat one cookie in one bite, than another one and then you decided to double-deck the rest of it. By the time you're done with the first of those you seriously start considering quadruple-deckering the last four. It only takes two bites anyway.
Signing
off, STOPTHETRANSLATION.
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Friday, September 01, 2006
Get a minority ID
Today minorities are like political parties, AA meetings and any other groups promoting their own image. They don't really exist in the real world. They are all third rate, made up congregations. And every person that loses touch with reality joins one of those. It's unfortunate and sad that anybody still believes that a group of people can think and therefore should act alike. Explain this to me: I take the subway as a minority, sit next to a guy that considers me a majority, then four stops later, I become a minority while the guy next to me is now a majority. The next day I fly home. As the plane takes off, I sit next to a minority to my left and a majority to my right. By the way, i'm also a minority to the guy to my left. When we land, however, they are both minorities while I'm the almighty majority, although between them one is still a minority and the other a majority. You figure it out! Declaring yourself a minority shouldn't give you any additional rights. It does, due to dumb politically correct orientations of all the ass kissing local, national and international authorities. Do yourself a favor and get out of it by your own. Stop whining. Get real.
Signing
off, STOPTHETRANSLATION.
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Save Pluto!
Let's put our hands toghether for planet Pluto.
Signing
off, STOPTHETRANSLATION.
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