Saturday, September 09, 2006
Belly soother
I just downed an eight-pack of soft baked oatmeal raisin cookies in less than two minutes. Why not, it's Saturday afternoon and I'm watching Federer distroying Nikolay ... and the rest of the competition really. Here's how it works: you open the damn bag, eat one cookie in one bite, than another one and then you decided to double-deck the rest of it. By the time you're done with the first of those you seriously start considering quadruple-deckering the last four. It only takes two bites anyway.
Signing
off, STOPTHETRANSLATION.
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